allsux and funny and humor and politics and video31 Jul 2007 04:40 pm

Legalize Torture - Use This Video

From Guantanamo Bay to Afghanistan, the problem of prisoner torture could be easily solved: put the video below on an endless loop until a suspect cracks and reveals all. If they don’t spill secrets within 24 hours you can rest assured that they are innocent. 2.4 million people have already seen it, apparently without catastrophic side effects, so at least it would be humane. Problem solved:

9 Responses to “Legalize Torture - Use This Video”

  1. on 31 Jul 2007 at 9:52 pm   Matthew

    LLLOOOOLLLL

  2. on 01 Aug 2007 at 4:54 pm   mikey

    chocolate rain. try ’stopthe pain’. omfg unreal.

  3. on 09 Aug 2007 at 1:33 am   Alex

    OH GOOD! 50 seconds left.. my insides hurt and I feel like crying.. ooouch

  4. on 09 Aug 2007 at 12:26 pm   Jim

    They should play this in elevators.

  5. on 09 Aug 2007 at 5:45 pm   J Dizzle

    this song has bcum a hit amongst the internet world lol. I’ve seen this like 100 times and it still hasnt gotten old. What in the hell is wrong with me LOL.

  6. on 10 Aug 2007 at 3:35 pm   Bryan

    I don’t think this song would be too terrible if it had a chorus and a bridge, and different lyrics and chord profression for these parts. The guys voice, while it is different, is not that bad.

  7. on 11 Aug 2007 at 5:01 am   dear god help me

    for the love of fucking god someone call the doc i rip my own ears of in horror and now im bleeding really bad but the pain won’t go away….omfg plz make it stop

  8. on 12 Aug 2007 at 11:08 pm   Eli

    It’s really not that bad, actually. Yeah, I just lied, it’s terrible.

  9. on 31 Aug 2007 at 1:55 pm   AllSux.com » The Reader’s Choice Awards (or: When in Doubt, Do a Roundup!)

    […] Apparently, a great deal of people approved of my suggestion that we use that horrible Chocolate Rain video in place of other forms of […]

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